Archive for June, 2006

Houston, we have a problem…

Saturday, June 24th, 2006

One of my favorite rides at the Kings Dominion amusement park near Richmond, VA had an accident. This article in the Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star describes it. Looks like something broke and parts flew everywhere, and people were stuck for up to 30 minutes. Some injuries, thank goodness nothing severe! (And thank goodness it wasn’t the Grizzly, which is my favorite coaster.)

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006

Dan RatherNot is leaving CBS. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass as you leave!

No hablo español - Speak English!

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

You gotta go here and read these signs. I agree with most of them. You’re here in America - speak English!

Motorcycles & Quarterbacks don’t mix

Monday, June 12th, 2006

Dear Big Ben, why in the F**K didn’t you wear a helmet? You wear one when you play football! Dumb nut! Guess you won’t be playing for a while, and piss off Steelers fans (myself included).

Got one of the bad guys

Thursday, June 8th, 2006

Al-Zarqawi, the second worst asshole in the world, was killed today. Now all we need to do is get bin Laden, and then get the hell out of Dodge and get our soldiers home.